about raymi blog

raymi is a retard. here's why.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

She can make origami.


Raymioke is sweeping the nation.

Raymi started raymitheminx.com in November of 1999 and her life has since then never been the same.




Raymi was kicked out of her ex-boyfriend's band two summers ago but he kept it a secret because he was a big pussy and was too afraid to tell her for three weeks and finally everyone else told her and she went to his birthday party with his present all smashed up in the box with other garbage and wrote fuck you on it and his picture was torn in half down the middle of his face.




raymi use to live in Brooklyn and she took this photo from her roof. guess what it is of.



raymi likes animals.

sometimes she thinks she is an animal.

raymi's favorite author is Douglas Coupland though there are other writers she admires.

The older Raymi gets, the dumber she feels/acts.

Raymi has been meaning to publish a book since she was 14.

Get her a book-deal because she is too busy being Raymi to write a Query letter.

Raymi can also draw, but not very well.

Raymi sings in a band with her dad and they do Beatles songs and other covers that you would like to get shithouse drunk to in a dingy basement pub and you would probably dance.

Raymi is very clumsy.




25 Comments:

  • At 6:28 PM, Blogger katzinjammer said…

    Raymi also doesn't have AIM, which is why i never talk to her.

     
  • At 6:19 AM, Blogger sinn said…

    Raymi also doesn't get intouch with old friends that miss and wove her very much.... We gotta get togetherr. And you promised to help me with some crap that only you can. missin you, hope all is good.

     
  • At 6:22 AM, Blogger Noel said…

    Hardly believe you'll read this particular comment, but just wanted to say it's a shame you went the road of no-comment. Sucks when that happens to good blogs.
    One thing I've realized is that you can't control what people think, and it's foolish to try to control what they say.
    If you write for yourself, it shouldn't matter what fucking idiots on the internet spout.
    The fact is, you're an interesting and attractive female. Be prepared to attract riff raff.

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger Tim Gee said…

    Ah Raymi, N8 is right. Your mom was fantastic in your absense and she dealt with the riff raff admirably. (Although she did resort to the, "wait til your father --you--comes home" threat a few times.)

    Your whole site is like performance art. Sure you put yourself out there quite a bit, but a lot is obviously fiction. The comments (and the pathetic losers you're mad at) are just a part of the theater...

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger raymi lauren said…

    i have never ever written anything of ficticious nature, ever. the only thing i change are names of places. everything i say is true. my mum is in denial. i am not controlling or censoring anyone by removing comments just letting them know that there are certain things i will not stand for and dissing my mother is up there along with saying im a cokehead so avoid banning people individually which is censorship i took them down altogether and people are just going to have to deal with it for a little while. i pre-warned everyone not to piss me off and it was fine for 6 7 8 months or so but it happens again and again. i have every right to protect myself from negativity. i dont need to read nasty untruths about myself. im an adult and iif i fuck up that's my choice. if you are looking to blame someone, blame those who abused their privileges. a few bad seeds spoils the pot. and plus my mum can't even spell.

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Johnnie Walker said…

    Hilarious! Good read. I'm glad I found you!

     
  • At 6:50 PM, Blogger marco said…

    congratulations! ;)

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger Lucy said…

    Love ya.... What an inspiring heiffer....

    and wear mod.. screw them alll!!!

     
  • At 12:05 AM, Blogger anj said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 12:15 AM, Blogger anj said…

    Hi Raymi,

    I saw my face on your blog. You didn't even ask. So I put yours on mine to get you back. You're lucky I chose the good one. :P

     
  • At 6:21 PM, Blogger anj said…

    Hi Raymi,
    RE: WAR
    You're just trying to get me to post you on my site a million times. I think you wish to lose the war actually! hahahahahahahahahahh hoooooo hoooooo hooooo


    RE: BAND
    Are you really makin a band? If you want maybe I'll play guitar(if you don't already have one) I'm dying to bring out my pretty telecaster...

     
  • At 2:48 AM, Blogger boyracer said…

    raymi you rule!

     
  • At 9:33 AM, Blogger zCommentor said…

    I really like the art with the Umpa-Lumpa paratroopers. It's also very fitting that they battle Barney. Kinda of a past popculture icon fighting a more present day (I hate to call him this) icon.

    I wish that you allowed comments on your posts. Why would you not?

    Cheers.

     
  • At 3:18 PM, Blogger Ben said…

    Hot chick with a cool blog. Perfect...

     
  • At 1:59 AM, Blogger Whistla said…

    Is your ambition supersized?

     
  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger Joseph said…

    My exgirlfriend claims to have known Coupland. The bitch.

     
  • At 8:44 PM, Blogger Buster Stronghart said…

    Where did you live in Brooklyn? Near Teddy's, by any chance?

    BusterStronghart@gmail.com

     
  • At 9:04 AM, Blogger Terence said…

    Wow Raymi, your the greatest!!!!!! I was browsing around on the net and stumbled onto your blog, I loved it and spent a few hours just reading aimlessly about different things. I have to make a username just to post this comment? Anyways, luv ya Raymi hope to hear from you someday.

    Visit my blog I just made at shdfghsgdjsfv.blogspot.com (dont ask about the name tho haha)

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Blogger opiatedsherpa said…

    Interesting site... I'm wondering how you and Matt Good are Blog rolled... awesome!

    Good site... photos are pretty good...

    Everything makes you scratch your head and wonder...

     
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    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
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    This was actually useful. I've been reading for about a month, and enjoying the powerful images you put out there. I got curious about the background behind the author, and this blog just saved me from writing you an email.

    Hmm, blogs that *save* time. The anti-blog i guess.

    Rye

     
  • At 4:32 AM, Blogger mike said…

    let's start a beatles cover band

     
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