about raymi blog

raymi is a retard. here's why.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

She can make origami.


Raymioke is sweeping the nation.

Raymi started raymitheminx.com in November of 1999 and her life has since then never been the same.




Raymi was kicked out of her ex-boyfriend's band two summers ago but he kept it a secret because he was a big pussy and was too afraid to tell her for three weeks and finally everyone else told her and she went to his birthday party with his present all smashed up in the box with other garbage and wrote fuck you on it and his picture was torn in half down the middle of his face.




raymi use to live in Brooklyn and she took this photo from her roof. guess what it is of.



raymi likes animals.

sometimes she thinks she is an animal.

raymi's favorite author is Douglas Coupland though there are other writers she admires.

The older Raymi gets, the dumber she feels/acts.

Raymi has been meaning to publish a book since she was 14.

Get her a book-deal because she is too busy being Raymi to write a Query letter.

Raymi can also draw, but not very well.

Raymi sings in a band with her dad and they do Beatles songs and other covers that you would like to get shithouse drunk to in a dingy basement pub and you would probably dance.

Raymi is very clumsy.




12 Comments:

  • At 6:28 PM, Blogger ennio said…

    Raymi also doesn't have AIM, which is why i never talk to her.

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger Tim Gee said…

    Ah Raymi, N8 is right. Your mom was fantastic in your absense and she dealt with the riff raff admirably. (Although she did resort to the, "wait til your father --you--comes home" threat a few times.)

    Your whole site is like performance art. Sure you put yourself out there quite a bit, but a lot is obviously fiction. The comments (and the pathetic losers you're mad at) are just a part of the theater...

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger Raymi Lauren said…

    i have never ever written anything of ficticious nature, ever. the only thing i change are names of places. everything i say is true. my mum is in denial. i am not controlling or censoring anyone by removing comments just letting them know that there are certain things i will not stand for and dissing my mother is up there along with saying im a cokehead so avoid banning people individually which is censorship i took them down altogether and people are just going to have to deal with it for a little while. i pre-warned everyone not to piss me off and it was fine for 6 7 8 months or so but it happens again and again. i have every right to protect myself from negativity. i dont need to read nasty untruths about myself. im an adult and iif i fuck up that's my choice. if you are looking to blame someone, blame those who abused their privileges. a few bad seeds spoils the pot. and plus my mum can't even spell.

     
  • At 6:50 PM, Blogger marco said…

    congratulations! ;)

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger OCEANDIVA said…

    Love ya.... What an inspiring heiffer....

    and wear mod.. screw them alll!!!

     
  • At 2:48 AM, Blogger boyblue said…

    raymi you rule!

     
  • At 3:18 PM, Blogger Ben said…

    Hot chick with a cool blog. Perfect...

     
  • At 8:44 PM, Blogger Buster Stronghart said…

    Where did you live in Brooklyn? Near Teddy's, by any chance?

    BusterStronghart@gmail.com

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Blogger opiatedsherpa said…

    Interesting site... I'm wondering how you and Matt Good are Blog rolled... awesome!

    Good site... photos are pretty good...

    Everything makes you scratch your head and wonder...

     
  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Rye said…

    This was actually useful. I've been reading for about a month, and enjoying the powerful images you put out there. I got curious about the background behind the author, and this blog just saved me from writing you an email.

    Hmm, blogs that *save* time. The anti-blog i guess.

    Rye

     
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